Saturday, June 3, 2017

How To Annoy Your Relatives On A 6 Hour Drive 101 (Saturday E Mix-tape)

The posts for the next week or so are both scheduled, as I am now on vacation, or too stressed to write, so I planned in advance. I'm supposed to see The Dwarves and JFA at FUBAR ( i think) tonight, so I will tell you how that turned out when I get back from redneck hell.

My dad and I are going to make a Negativland "Christianity is Stupid, Communism is Good" T shirt that I am going to wear the entire week I am in Tennessee simply because I love embarrassing my family. I already embarrass them enough for looking funny, this will just be icing on the cake. I saw how it turned out last year in Branson. Green hair + nice Pentecostal ladies = Disaster.

The theme of this mix-tape is irregular, it is songs I am going to horrify my redneck family with when I get the aux cord(which I don't know why they allow at this point)... enjoy!

1.) Takin' Retards To The Zoo - The Dead Milkmen (Joe Jack Talcum has a voice that only his mother could love)
2.) You Can Own Your Own Home Without Even Breaking My Heart - Weird Paul Petroskey
3.) Birdhouse In Your Soul - They Might Be Giants
4.) Polka Party - Weird Al Yankovic 
5.) The Annoying Song - The Butthole Surfers (self explanatory) (I love reading people trying to decode Gibby's lyrics, I'm pretty sure most of it's gibberish)

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